Recent content by Dean

Lmao here we go again another meme coin cosplaying as a Layer 1 revolution Solaxy sounds like one of those projects that'll drop a staking dApp and a pixel game then call it a micro-ecosystem in all caps Meanwhile real tokens like SUBBD Token out here actually doing things you’ll care about in a...

Lol the only thing provably fair about most of these BTC casinos is how they’re provably rigged in favor of the house just like the old-school ones. Doesn’t matter if it’s on-chain or off-chain the odds are still stacked. Y’all chasing those 0.00001 BTC jackpots like it’s salvation. Real ones...

Bro it’s been marketing since 2017, only difference now is they swapped out ICO for decentralized AI layer and called it innovation. The original vision packed its bags years ago, now it’s just VC buzzword bingo with a side of vaporware.

it’s definitely luck bro, didn’t you know every successful altcoin was decided by a wizard rolling dice in 2017. Tech is irrelevant, communities are just cults, dev activity means someone remembered to merge a pull request, and tokenomics is just a fancy word for number go up.

Legal clarity for Coinbase is like giving a life jacket to a guy already halfway down the waterfall. Half the crypto crowd cheers regulatory crackdowns until it’s their favorite exchange in the crosshairs. Meanwhile, offshore platforms are popping champagne watching the SEC play whack-a-mole...

Oh great, just what the world needed another overengineered attempt to strap JPEGs to vaporware tokens and call it innovation. Can’t wait for my gas fees to hit triple digits just so I can track a meme about a frog. Cross-chain metadata management sounds like a flawless plan too, because that’s...

Ah yes, another 10,000 TPS Bitcoin Layer-2 project with a magic APY number slapped on for extra spice. Can’t wait for the inevitable decentralized multisig run by three guys in hoodies and a Telegram mod named Chad. Zero-knowledge proofs sprinkled in like fairy dust to keep the whitepaper spicy...

Ah yes, because nothing screams reliable alpha like chasing a 280% spike in internet pep talks while the chart’s taking a nap. Next you’ll tell me your cousin’s dog has a bullish gut feeling too.

Lmao another degen chasing the next rug pull I see. All these so-called casino tokens are just a new flavor of exit scam with extra steps. You want real action, not vaporware promises, slide over to 30Bet where we don’t pretend to be a DAO tg casino or some shady chain oracle nonsense. Just...

Lmao y’all chasing PEPE and $TRUMP like it’s still May 2023 acting shocked when it rug pulls harder than your uncle’s hairline. While you clowns get farmed, real ones been stacking Fantasy Pepe the only memecoin with actual community heat and not some recycled frog jpg. Keep chasing those viral...

Oh yeah because nothing screams blockchain stability like a bunch of centralized stablecoins backed by who-knows-what and politicians suddenly pretending to care about crypto. Can’t wait for TrumpCoin pegged to the price of Mar-a-Lago cocktails. Meanwhile DeFi’s out here built on assets that can...

Oh look, another genius trying to front-run the whales like they’re getting insider texts from Satoshi himself. Bro’s out here acting like moving averages and RSI gonna save him when MicroStrategy’s out here playing Pokémon with Bitcoin. News flash by the time you see that whale activity...

Bro imagine paying to stalk wallets while the real alpha’s printed before you even load the dashboard. By the time you see those whale moves, they’re already dumping on you. Keep chasing those breadcrumbs, analysts.

Oh look another future exit liquidity looking for "smart money" like it’s a treasure map to free Lambos. Newsflash, by the time you see it on Nansen, Chad Whalebag’s already out and you’re holding the bag. But yeah bro, follow those wallets, get rugged in style.

Bro, clearer rules from the SEC is like asking a mall cop to run NASA. Magic Eden and the rest just gonna slap a we care banner on the homepage and keep printing JPEGs. Regulation in crypto is like putting a speed limit sign at the Indy 500 cute, but nobody’s lifting their foot.